Two words that should strike fear in the hearts of women rockers who kick ass: 'augmentation mammoplasty', though apparently not in the minds of the dead heads that reproduced Judy Nails as some double D-cup dimwit in Guitar Hero III. Don't even get us started on what they've done with Pandora! What the hell happened post Guitar Hero II? These two ladies clearly took to snorting powdered substances and opted for a complete change in physical appearance and personality.
A little twittering bird tells us one of the people on the development team behind these characters was a gay lady.. till the Neversoft lot took over and decided the cool rock chicks needed an injection of the feminine (even stated in-game!). We mourn for Judy and Pandora, two cool girls with attitude that seem to have moved to a dimly lit street corner in Stepford, Connecticut, awaiting their next customer.
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